Leann Marie: There is a broken bird dying in the fountain right where I sat down. What do I do?
Leann Marie: I can't eat my cookies! I'm so scared
Andy: Awww I don't know
Leann Marie: Nevermind. Bird was fucking with me. I just had a moral crisis and this bird was just having a bath!
Andy: Give it a peace of the cookie
Andy: Piece haha
Leann Marie: Haha, good idea! I seriously got 8 cookies and I intend to eat them all
Andy: Hahaha incredible, what kind?
Leann Marie: Oatmeal chocolate chip
Leann Marie: Yeah. The best part? I think I just sat in bird shit..
Andy: Hahahaha bummer
Andy: I hear bird shit is good luck
Leann Marie: I'm pretty unphased about it, these cookies are too good. I'll worry about it in 10 minutes and check in the restroom
Leann Marie: I hope its good luck.. Sign me up!
Andy: Haha good attitude
Andy: Go buy a lottery ticket just in case
Andy: Then if you win you can stay here longer
Leann Marie: Well, I didn't win bingo lastnight and I just sat in bird shit. I wouldn't say that I'm the luckiest person ever. Although, me sitting in the bird shit was my revelation to good luck!
Leann Marie: indeed I did
Leann Marie: sat in bird shit
I know you're all thinking that I'm super attractive right now and are probably saying "that rules!" in your heads. Let me just tell you its far from ruling..